Win a tour for two on our "Mekong Riverboat Adventure"

Explore the last great wild river in comfort over eight incredible days

  • Explore Cambodia and Vietnam

    Think you know Asia? Think again. Experience daily life in this incredible part of the world as you float down the majestic Mekong River aboard our exclusive riverboat.

  • Your On-River Oasis

    Named for the “Cambodian Romeo and Juliet,” your boat – the Toum Tiou II – features elegant colonial décor, spacious public areas, and a stunning sun deck. And with all meals, transportation, and accommodation included, you'll have a comfortable and safe retreat at the end of each busy day of adventuring.

  • Riverboats, G Adventures-style

    With a shoreline that boasts everything from small towns to the stunning Angkor Wat temple complex, you'll never get closer to the people, places, and culture of the Mekong.

Section 2: Spin Straw into Gold

If you're in a pinch and have a murderous king who is demanding that you spin straw into gold overnight or have your head cut off, don't worry, we're here to help and save your head.

The gold we create from straw is 100% authentic gold, and is backed by our personal guarantee. Your murderous king won't be able to tell the difference between our StrawMade™ gold and the real thing. The crazy, brutal, bipolar king will be so happy with the gold, that instead of chopping off your head, he'll make you his queen instead!

  • No Job too Large

    If you've got just a small tower room filled with straw, or a whole gigantic hall, we can convert it all to gold.

  • Overnight Results

    Rumpelstiltskin works around the clock to get you the results you need. We make the impossible, possible.

  • Flexible Payment Terms

    Even if you don't have the money to pay, Rumpelstiltskin is always flexible with alternative forms of payment. Rings, necklaces, future children, we'll accept any form of payment.